New Boss

Our old boss was a very interesting person, who had these little quirks and weird requirements, for example, you couldn't use a certain type of paper clip that she didn't like. As a joke, we used to keep a running list of all her "special" things. And it's starting today with the new boss. Apparently the lights were out near her office, and someone switched them on thinking no one was there. The boss came running out frantically, calling, "who's there?" and scaring the person to death. Well, apparently, the lights are to always remain off, because they bother her eyes, and she plans to just work by natural light from the window and lamps. She made this person call everyone on staff to let them know that she is in the office even if it looks dark, and not to turn the lights on. "Uh . . . yeah. I'm gonna have to ask you to turn out all the lights and use only candles from now on," says Lumbergh. (For all you Office Space fans, check out this tribute site.)