My Big Fat Greek Christening

My nephew, the youngest of 6 in a Greek Orthodox family, is getting christened this weekend. This means my loud Long Island relatives are descending from NY, and hundreds of attendees at this crazy event. I just pray it doesn't rain since this is planned as an outdoor event under a tent at my sister's house. I find drinking heavily makes the whole thing so much easier to deal with. The festivities start tonight, as my sister is flying in from FL.