Stupid Girl

That stupid runaway bride got busted in court with a felony charge. What an idiot, I can't believe the things that make news these days and the lengths that people go to. Why couldn't she just say to her fiance, "look, I'm not ready to do this right now?" How hard is that? Better to make it a national news story, I guess.

Stupid Guy

And apparently he's stood by her side through the whole thing. Can we say whipped?