Inconsiderate Assholes

I must have a camera in my office that everyone can view, for as soon as I walked in to the office today, after having been gone yesterday, three people were immediately up my ass bugging me about shit. Why can't people just leave me alone, or at least give me 5 fucking minutes to get settled before starting to harrass me--about stuff they already left on my desk or emailed me about (not that I'd had a chance to even check email yet!). Do I not see it there? Will I not respond to it in a timely manner? Apparently not. Stupid fuckers fuckers fuckers. Again I will say I really hate this place. Why do these people continually ruin my day? I am just so furious.